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"LOL. From the mouth of a child."
Jun 27, 2013
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and, after a little while, baby Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed girl what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place. . .smack his ass again!” :)See More
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"You're right, it is not easy. Thanks for the poem :)"
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Little Big Town - Tornado [Lyrics On Screen]

Thought you'd change the weather Start a little storm Make a little rain But I'm gonna do one better hide the sun until you pray I'm a tornado, looking for a...
Apr 4, 2013
vinaymohandas commented on Alba's blog post Watermelon Farming
"That was a nice one ... :-) "
Apr 4, 2013
Lucy commented on Alba's blog post Watermelon Farming
"Hahaha!!! Kids are amazing!      :) "
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Favourite book, movie, song/band etc [in English!]
I like all kinds of music, but my favorite is country. My favorite book is Lord of the Rings and I am a fan of star wars.
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Let your smile change the world, but do not let the world change your smile.

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At 1:00am on February 15, 2013, Gabriel Sowrian gave Alba a gift
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LOL

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 14:11 1 Comment

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old toddler, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very…

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Watermelon Farming

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 15:08 5 Comments

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.



The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads:



“WARNING! ONE OF…

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Joke

Posted on March 28, 2013 at 16:15 3 Comments

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multimillion dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.…

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