because people speak English
This joke I got from my cousin from Canada
True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathaliser test.
The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*ed as a rat...
The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a slurring speech the English guy replies; 'Yes, this morning I was at my (hic)..daughter's wedding, and…
Today, while rummaging through the drawers of my desk, I came across this witty grammatical pun:
We’ll begin with box; the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes,
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a house full of…Continue
A long, long time ago, over seven seas, seven mountains and seven rivers in the ancient land of Elam, somewhere between Anshan and Susa or maybe even farther, lived a young Prince in his magnificent castle overlooking picturesque valleys with blue skies high above and white clouds lazily floating in the warm wind blowing over green fields where rivers used to run.
He was the happiest person on earth for he had met the…Continue
Noa’s post about that lovely Malay legend fired my envy to such a great extent that I decide to post a fable which my Mom told me in my early teens. Here I feel obliged to warn the readers that this fable has its roots in the old Persian legends and myths, which my Mom translated form Farsi into Polish and as time went mercilessly by, most words faded out in the haze of distant days, and only the main thread remained vivid in the eyes of my mind, therefore…Continue