When the person sitting right next to me was a Gay.

Friends I really have sth interesting to share with you... Believe me you would have to laugh at this.
It goes right back to day when I was travelling in a local van, sitting at the corner seat in the last row of the Van.
A stupid man was sitthing besides me, a stranger.
You know I oftenly take doze during travelling and that day I was about to doze when I noticed that his leg was lying above my leg and producing some extra-ordinary amount of heat. I thought that maybe the guy(more precisely gay) is sitting a little too comfortably and that it. But it wasn't IT.
Suddenly I noticed a naughty hand coming from somewhere between our legs. Now I was suspicious of him. After all what is his hand doing on my knee?? My drowziness was no longer there now and I was sitting straight on my seat vagilantly. Oh I forgot to mention that that stupid gay was pretending to be asleep too. So now I thought to wait just to be sure of his intentions. His his was moving forward inch by inch and that gay person pretending to be still asleep and ignorant about his naughty hand.
Well then I was a little no not a little, a little too much angry and I folded my sleeves, fetch his hand and threw his hand right on his thigh. My actions were saying look your hands should be in your control of even if you are asleep. Well his drowziness was gone soon.
Now you know what I prefer a partner who is of old age... I mean white beard, mouth with no teeth and the older the better... And its because he can be brought back to ground state from excited state with less effort... I mean a single punch would be enough to do the job.
Moral : I am so seductive that even guys have problems resisting their hands when they get an oppurtunity... My wife would be so very lucky woman...
Beware when you are in strangers, I don't why but I think gays are getting more and more commom these days...
Interesting Note: You know gay people do have rights in some countries. Well they call it freedom I would name it curse or stupidity... aanh what abt bullshit ;)
Remember to stay away froms gays guy... The may be really close to you at times."
Regards

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Comment by Ryszard on January 21, 2013 at 20:03: Oi Syed,

If you want my interpretation of ur statement to my comment, all I can say is that you seem to have a lot of donkeys around you that are molested by men.

Wish you a lot of fun!

Comment by 1iip3c85mo1gy on January 21, 2013 at 17:27: Well Mr. Rysz,
You know according to my research on the under consideration topic Men are naturally attracted to donkeys to. It is also in their D.N.A. Well how would you interpret this haan??
Curse remains curse and a sin would remain a sin even if you call it any thing...
Quite convincing nah dear??? Well Thank you Mister

Comment by 1iip3c85mo1gy on January 21, 2013 at 17:14: Well these rotten eggs are in our society

Comment by 1iip3c85mo1gy on January 21, 2013 at 17:12: @ Rabab
Hey Sister, thanks for your so beautiful comment here.
Well I am a boy but still I faced such sexually corrupted people, not good.
Well today I discussed the whole incident during the family fun time I mean when the lights were out. Well I had some great family time.
Well my parents now are guiding me liked they used to guide my sister.
I hate gays. Stupid People ;)

Comment by Ryszard on January 21, 2013 at 14:34: Oi

I would like to toss in my two-bits into this gay affair. I shall not comment on whether gays are sick or not as that is purely a personal interpretation.

What I intend is to counter the statement that homosexuality is agains the nature. That just is not true. It has been proveb by extensive research that in any population a certain percentage of its species have a different sexual orientation, what more, it also has been proven that this different sexual orientation is not an illnes but is imbeded in the DNA code, thus making it imposible to be controlled by the bearer of that DNA code or be cured through medical treatment.

Here I feel oblilged to mention that I have also encountered gay persons in my life but my attitude towards them is not hate ridden or underlined with xenophobia although my spiritual leaders try to brainwash me into prejudicing such persons and tagging them as sinful.

Comment by Rabab on January 21, 2013 at 13:28: Oops Hard luck brother hehehe sorry for that it's an unpleasant experience.

I think using public transportation make us fair game for all kinds of sick people I had encountered many incidents my self from so-called straight guys UGH I wish there was private transportation for women but still u guys would suffer from gays lol Even-better every girl could afford a private car :S

It is against nature being gay just thinking about it makes me sick..

Thanks for sharing this it was narrated in a nice way though the incident isn't nice AT ALL