because people speak English
Friends I really have sth interesting to share with you... Believe me you would have to laugh at this.
It goes right back to day when I was travelling in a local van, sitting at the corner seat in the last row of the Van.
A stupid man was sitthing besides me, a stranger.
You know I oftenly take doze during travelling and that day I was about to doze when I noticed that his leg was lying above my leg and producing some extra-ordinary amount of heat. I thought that maybe the guy(more precisely gay) is sitting a little too comfortably and that it. But it wasn't IT.
Suddenly I noticed a naughty hand coming from somewhere between our legs. Now I was suspicious of him. After all what is his hand doing on my knee?? My drowziness was no longer there now and I was sitting straight on my seat vagilantly. Oh I forgot to mention that that stupid gay was pretending to be asleep too. So now I thought to wait just to be sure of his intentions. His his was moving forward inch by inch and that gay person pretending to be still asleep and ignorant about his naughty hand.
Well then I was a little no not a little, a little too much angry and I folded my sleeves, fetch his hand and threw his hand right on his thigh. My actions were saying look your hands should be in your control of even if you are asleep. Well his drowziness was gone soon.
Now you know what I prefer a partner who is of old age... I mean white beard, mouth with no teeth and the older the better... And its because he can be brought back to ground state from excited state with less effort... I mean a single punch would be enough to do the job.
Moral : I am so seductive that even guys have problems resisting their hands when they get an oppurtunity... My wife would be so very lucky woman...
Beware when you are in strangers, I don't why but I think gays are getting more and more commom these days...
Interesting Note: You know gay people do have rights in some countries. Well they call it freedom I would name it curse or stupidity... aanh what abt bullshit ;)
Remember to stay away froms gays guy... The may be really close to you at times."
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