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Fill in the gap:
"If I had a dollar (euro, penny, rupee, baht, dinar, ruble, grivna, whatever...) for every time I __________ I would be rich! (or anything else)"
- If I had an euro for every time I promised I'd never be late again... sigh. :((
- If I had an euro for every time Roman asks something, I'd have my own private island.
- If I had an euro for every time I rolled my eyes reading someone's comment on EC, I'd have a yacht for travelling to my own private island.
- If I had an euro for every time I earned an euro, I'd have twice euros...
If I had an euro for every time Mary teases someone I would get enough money to enter to Funny Mary School of Silliness!
If I had an euro every time I earned an euro, I would have 0 euro :D
If I had a cake every time I do something silly I would build a house of cakes!
If I had an euro every time I ask something I would buy my own private island near to the Mary's own private island, so we would visit each other to have a cup of tea or coffee or cake.
If I had a pink flying elephant, I would be able to fly, because pink flying elephants posses a power to make anybody fly! I would fly all day and night, and then I would wake up.
Thank you for the new portion of fun, Mary! ;-)
Your island next to mine??!! ugh... neighbors always ruin all the fun ¬¬
Okay, then if I had an euro every time I ask something I would buy my own private island on the planet on the opposite side of the ...nth universe of the multiverse!
If I had a dollar for every time I touched my cat's paw, I would watch the sunset sitting on a chair from a room in my vacation house in Hawaii while drinking beer now.
Awww... cats' paws are soooo cute ^_^
If I had one € every time Mary rolls her eyes reading Roman's questions, I'd buy my private jet to visit their nearby islands for herding cats.
To late, I am far far away on another island of another dimension of another multiverse.
Oh my! More people coming to my island???!!! When did I say that anybody was welcome? You guys are ruining my fantasy of having a private island... Damn me for mentioning anything here ¬¬
Btw, Estanis, I also roll my eyes with your comments :P